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fantasea-x:

when you back talk your mom and she says “excuse me?”

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kjellbergpie:

destiel-fic-fairy:

kjellbergpie:

THIS GIRL IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS DIDN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORGANISM AND AN ORGASM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS SHE EXCLAIMED ‘TEACHER, AREN’T WE ALL AN ORGASM?’

THE TEACHER SPENT THE NEXT 5 MINUTES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE TO HER 

Dudes… we are.

We are ALL orgasms.

Thank you, Science. 

communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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deducecanoe:

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noswellicus:

Yesssss

nooooooooooooo

Every time science discovers something that science fiction has already determinedd is a bad idea, I’m like… HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING!?

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I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

-anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

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Attending meetings at work that are over my head

whatshouldwecallme:

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