when you back talk your mom and she says “excuse me?”
THIS GIRL IN MY BIOLOGY CLASS DIDN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ORGANISM AND AN ORGASM AND IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS SHE EXCLAIMED ‘TEACHER, AREN’T WE ALL AN ORGASM?’
THE TEACHER SPENT THE NEXT 5 MINUTES TRYING TO EXPLAIN THE DIFFERENCE TO HER
Dudes… we are.
We are ALL orgasms.
Thank you, Science.
I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”